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reaf Nov 23, 2004

whaaatttt, thats crazy, It would have been funny if you acted weird back to her and was like.. Cheeseybread? Did that cart say cheeseybread,Cause the sky is pink. and see what she would have said.

flomojopoanode Nov 23, 2004

hahaha, you weirdo! By the way, that rhymed. "cheesybread" rhymes with "said". Maybe, Livy, you could have flustered this demo-woman with elegant poetry. "Back you vile fiend, before I reci...

flomojopoanode Nov 23, 2004

More stuff by Silverstein: http://www.poemhunter.com/shel-silverstein/poems/poet-13168/page-1/

malibu malibuOG 2001

if you have to dry the dishes
(such an awful boring chore)
if you have to dry the dishes
('stead of going to the store)
if you have to dry the dishes and you drop one on the floor
maybe they won't let you
dry the dishes anymore.

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

so great! It's a great fortune-teller repellant

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