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forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

i've actually heard alot about this. my friend is a bethelite and supposedly Prince toured Bethel. seems to have been a scam to gather info for this new album and a video he made for kids. he was always really whacked what with buttless pants, purple mesh, mullets, and pointy boots. i mean c'mon.

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

thats my fashion sense... buttless pants ROCKS!!!!

ekulu ekuluOG 2002

OH dear God...

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

lol yeah unless it's cold and you want to sit down while you're waiting for the bus

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

well HA, i dont wait for a bus, and if i do, i bring a DONUT to sit on!

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

well okay then just watch out for the jelly *splat*

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

no no.. the cushion donut.. ya know the one you get from the doctor if you break your butt!

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

ohhhhh i get it--i've only seen those in movies when a guy falls on a cactus or something

ekulu ekuluOG 2002

i thinks it for hemrhoids

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

yuck that reminds me of a joke....what did the eskimos get from sitting on the ice too much?

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 forrestina

"numb-nuts"

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 skaorsk8

or......polaroids

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 forrestina

umm...i think this is the dumbest joke ever. except for ...nope, this joke wins.

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 skaorsk8

well i definitely have much dumber ones so dont you worry

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder forrestina

whats black and white and red all over? hahahaha

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 rocksupastar

i dont know-what

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder forrestina

2 nuns in a chainsaw fight..... now THAT is the dumbest joke EVER!

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 rocksupastar

haha yea you win

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder forrestina

thank you, thank you, i have only the 5th grade school bus ride home to thank for that one.

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 rocksupastar

what about this one...what's black and white and green black and white and green?

malibu malibuOG 2001 forrestina

2 penguins fighting over a pickle!

malibu malibuOG 2001 rocksupastar

i always heard that one but the answer was a penguin with diaper rash.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 malibu

nuns rolling down a hill...a newspaper

those are the two i always heard...

HAHAHAHHAA, sooooooo funny, dan, im stumbled

ekulu ekuluOG 2002 skaorsk8

haha so funny. why can't gypsies have babies?

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ekulu

i dont know-why

ekulu ekuluOG 2002 forrestina

cuz they have crystal balls

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ekulu

duh that's so obvious-can't believe i missed it

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder forrestina

uhhhh... i dont get it...

me neither

uhhhh... i dont get it...

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

falls on a catus.. hmmm.. i guess that would work too... but i saw a guy who needed it cause he broke his tailbone when he fell on a rail skating... funny stuff

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

yeouch id like to see that

deanh77 deanh77Founder

you would. why don't you get a long-coat, no-butt tuxedo?

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

sure, i guess that would go great with your transfomers costume, ya FRUIT!

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002

well, i don't know when that all went down, but he's in the Theocratic School and an unbaptized publisher...

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

well this was about a year ago now. my friend lives in Jersey City and a brother in her hall had invited him to their Memorial and to tour Bethel. if he is in the School and a publisher that's really awesome.

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