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ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 stupid

I put my soon to be baby's engagement ring on my pinky finger.. and sucker punched her in the face. it imprinted the ring on her nose so i told her to look into the mirror. She saw the size of the ring and she married me. twice.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

this is a beautiful story... i was moved to tears... and my bowels also moved

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toxicgirlOG 2003

i wish i didn't find your stories of verbal and physical abuse so funny.

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