I personally thing women should always wear miniskirts, a lingerie top, and wings.
Like all the time.
Fishing, hunting, cooking, delivering mail... whatever.
Even eating ice cream they should be wearing this.
AND ESPECIALLY when they are shoe shopping
wings are really more of a given then anything else, the other stuff, well might be scary.
hmm? you think lingerie ( pronounced LINGER- REE) is scary?
I CALL SHANNINIGANS!