I proposed to my second wife in a much sweeter way.
I told my first wife i was going to the beach to find myself.. and peer inside my soul.. but what i was really doing was taking my girlfriend out to the beach for a candlelight dinner with roses and pillows everywhere.
anyway after dinner as the sun was setting we decided to go for a walk.. and as the waters lapped onto the beach i place my strong man arms around my lady and began to tell her That i was never going to marry her, that she was a terrible person...then i proceeded to tell her she was everything i hated in a human being... SO of course she cried.. she cried a lot.. and I pretended to look sad too. but inside i was laughing really hard. because after she cried for 40 minutes.. i said " GOTCHA !.. i was just kidding " and whipped out the ring.
Oh man.. we still roll around laughing about that night.
dude, that's completely awful and amazingly funny.
See thats how you keep your relationship SPICY.
When she's all sad and crying one minute.. then HAPPY and GLEEFULL the next. But it's best to always make her cry. That way she stays with you.
It's all about psychology. And reverse psychology. And manipulation. But NEVER maturation.
hahahahhahahahahhahahahah i love you
It's so funny but.....the way my husband proposed to me was slightly (but not to Thai's extent) similar to that story....weird.
pimp
Hahaha....I'll tell him you said that.
Do so. In case he forgot.
Should I just say "Adam, you're a pimp"? Or should I say it like, "Adam, man, you's a P-I-M-P!!!! Dawg!!!" And then tell him you said so? Hahaha.
The first. "Adam, y'know, you're a real pimp. Thanks for everything."
PROFIT! This could be a great greeting card Bri!