you saw someone you knew and he walked over to you. much to your dismay he was wearing a santa cap.
but not on his head....
In fact, that's all he was wearing...It was a really big hat. It was less like a hat, and more like a Santa sack or Santa sleeping bag, but with the little white pompom.
His name was Clark Hat-Hanger. "Despicable character. Never seen him without a hat," I thought to myself, "Oh no! He's going to talk to me!"
"Clark!...."