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malibu malibuOG 2001

actually today i literally was ready in 3 minutes. and let me tell you, i look really sexy today. sweats and all.

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003

it's the booty.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

see, thats rad! i think the less effort you put the better you look, strange how that happens.

malibu malibuOG 2001

hahaha. do they not have sarcasm in california?

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

No, it only exists in the tri-state area.

malibu malibuOG 2001

hahaha. i called my uncle and i made a joke about who it was and then i asked if he was sure it was me and he's like yes, i can tell from your sarcasm that its you. funny. i don't think i'm that sarcastic and i'm not even that good at it.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

yeah but it is feasible to get up get ready and go out the door in a few minutes and look great!

superhero superheroOG 2004 stupid

see, they should ban the word "RAD". so lame.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

you need to be banned!

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

your MOM needs to be banned, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

YOU need to be kicked!

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

hahahaaha, gina

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

todd?

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