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beachbum Feb 8, 2005

i was mad when they were torturing sarah last night

deanh77 deanh77Founder

I wonder if that's part of the job description:

Wanted: Computer Technician
Must have Level 2 Classified Security Clearance
Able to network with ports over X98uh connections
....
May be tortured at some point.

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

hahaha

if "must play nice with others" were part of the job description, I don't think Chloe would have been hired.

iwz iwz

- Must know how to "open a socket"
- Must know how to transfer data over AC Power Lines in an unfamiliar network
- Must know how to "modify the kernel" in realtime
- Must know how to "send it to my screen"

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

lol

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