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One day a

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... bear gnawed on ...

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A fat heffer...

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that really was..

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ready to be

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a large chicken

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

with large talons

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...when suddenly it....

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....bit mike on....

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his pitutuary glands!

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"YOWZA!!!" he screamed....

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as he pooped

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in a can

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that exploded when...

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...the dog sneezed...

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purple munchkins that

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fart on asians

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that have sars

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from traveling to

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the land of

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the movie chocolat

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which was very

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dumb, stupid, and

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somewhat pleasant at

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seeing just how

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three good men

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could go wrong

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figure-skating hippos

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this story sucks

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like rock supastar

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is a hottie.

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in his world

A booty-licious pimp

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