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fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

chicks aren't happy...

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

...unless there's drama...

superhero superheroOG 2004 ·

....and weight watchers...

specialk specialkOG 2003 ·

but they also...

violetboregaurd violetboregaurdOG 2003 ·

... get feelings hurt...

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

...when they gossip....

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

or drink tequila

specialk specialkOG 2003 ·

...too much about....

modestjesse modestjesseOG 2004 ·

chicks, they're not

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

Funky Frito Feet

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

..but there are..

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

big gay idiots

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 · thefunkyfresh

Quite often wear

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 · originalsnob

words on butt

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 · juicymango

that're unreadable because

malibu malibuOG 2001 · fivezero

they get offended

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 · malibu

when guys peek

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

you get slapped

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

on the face

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

with a ham

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

because you didn't

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

know how to

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