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thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

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flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

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rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

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dont be up-front...

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your back is

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

covered in hair

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and has exquisite

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..testicular fortitude that..

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was used for...

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many bad things

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at taco bell

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involving hot sauce

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder fivezero

just the fire

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sauce melted my

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very sensitive skin...

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i crapped lava

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mango is better

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