so who actually believes that al-qaida wanted to kidnap russell crowe? he's a putz.
"Fighin' round the world w/ russell crowe"
what? Is there a news link or something you could point me to?
the truth is: they've been wanting to kidnap me too. i have gaurds now. they do my hair, make my lunch, and protect me from those that wish to harm me.
This is the best (and dumbest) thing I've ever heard.
If they want to upset us..kill Johnny Depp.