I hate those fake-fake ones that are just white chalk. I found the real gum ones in PA once and bought a bunch, have a pack hiding away in my desk.
Oh man I'm so jealous. You gotta buy me like a carton of the Real Fake gum cigarettes.
I'm completely dry and I have no gum patches left either.
I like going out to our company ashtray in the back.. and stand their by myself.. blowing on my gum cigarette.. and when someone says " Ty you smoke ? " I rip off the white and eat the gum.. and they are all " NO THAT BURNS " and i'm all " NO I"M SUPERMAN "