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juicymango Jul 15, 2004

I'm laughing really hard right now but i'm a pizza and no one can see me * this came to me at about 3:30 one of the mornings this week that I couldn't sleep cos i was sick, and i was also drug...

suchgr8heights Mar 31, 2005

LOL this cracked me up! Lana: What's wrong? Brian: My butt hurts. Lana: Why? Brian: I had a sandwich from Manhattan Bagel, it was delicious, had some cole slaw on the side too.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

oookkkk, can't talk to you anymore. ANYWAY, get outta my room, don't listen to me!

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003

you're more funny when you're tired than when you're crunk.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

good to know

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