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thefunkyfresh May 3, 2005

janine the people up there are going to be awed by you "city folks". They're not used to being around people who have "Talkin' pictures" and "perfume for yer armpits"

beachbum beachbumOG 2002

hahaha! we will come barging in with our 'big city ways' and 'new fangled gagets'. Well, you migh not be too far off-down the road from where we will live is a bowling alley and on the sign it says "Book your weddings and banquets here". Only true rednecks have their wedding at a bowling alley. I can't wait to tell jackie i found a place for her when she gets married.

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

you're kidding??? A bowling alley?? WOWWWEEEE

beachbum beachbumOG 2002

no, i wish i was kidding. i almost died when our friends pointed it out. seriously, who DOES that?

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

lol, man, i only HOPE i'll be well off enough to get married at a bowling alley

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