How do you know a drummer is at your door?
The knock speeds up....
i dont get it. like why would there be a drummer at my door.
and why doesn't he just use the door bell
Because he's a drummer. How can you tell if a drummer's platform is level?
Drool comes out of BOTH sides of his mouth...
yo im a drummer and i didn't get either one of those jokes
when did you become a drummer? dave just says you are to make you feel better. but as a friend... i want to let you know... I ummmm love you
i tell all of these to my drummer, he hates them. There is only one bassist joke. A guy wants to be lead guitarist. So he has surgery to remove 1/4 of his brain. Instead, when he wakes up they tell him that they removed 2/3 of his brain. He says no problem, i'll just play bass. I don't think it's real funny.
What do you call that guy who hangs out with musicians?
The drummer....
heres one, what do you tell a guy who keeps telling corny jokes? shut up...
what do you tell the guy who's albanian to stop talking...?
Hey stop talking you frickin' albanian from frickin' albania.
hahahahaha
sok, i can only stand so many dumb jokes in a day...
what if you alone are just one big dumb joke?
Well i am, but you get used to it after a while.....
hahaha i love big dumb jokes though. sometimes if you pretend real hard they become pretty amazing. and then they stay amazing.
especially if they have this high pitched annoying hyena-type laugh.