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ilikebirds Jan 30, 2003

if this was me, i'd show the PO pictures of this ugly chick. and he'd get the point that i'm not interest. because her whole being is ugly. inside and out. second. i'd shoot the girl twice in the ...

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

sorry my friend, i already called dibs on lana. but, you can probably have her big toe if you act now and send me your credit card for 4 easy payment of 99.95. which i will use to buy stef a non-jeep mobile

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