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jollycandyman Nov 29, 2001

one time someone said happy birthday to me and i ran away crying

rocksupastar Nov 29, 2001

you handled it better then I did!

tpham Nov 30, 2001

my suggestion is too just take off your pants.. they'll be so confused at whats going on .. they'll just leave you alone.. and walk away .. bewildered

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

i tried that... it works

krod krodOG 2001

i wish i was there... ;)

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

SWEEEEEEEEET

tpham tphamOG 2001

yea it's amazing how good it works.. unless all your co workers are women.. and then they just stay there and come on to you .. so.. it doesn't work in that situation

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