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fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

dude, go get a beer and a movie. watch, drink, enjoy. then get another job. stop in frequently at your old job to shop and give your old boss cheesy smiles. s'perfect.

i've considered a career in selling oranges on the freeway. that could be an avenue.

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