i like when people say to me "where are you from?" and i say "mahwah" because i wish i lived there sometimes.

when they ask where my family is from, i try to give a COMPLETELY different answer from Muffy, this way if they find out we are related, they are going to be confused.

Muffy says "i am hungarian and romainian and cape verdean and blah blah blah"

I say "I am half jewish and half portueguese" - neither of these things is true

I used to say "I am Puerto Rican" until i went there, now i don't want to be from there very much anymore