It's like when people assume I'm Irish and Welsh they address me with o Cen contae tu? or Beth sir ach orginally chan?

i'd never do that to you! i always call you "hey" or "you" and "hey, you" and sometimes, "riboflavin"

Maybe I'm wrong, but that could be due to you not actually knowing any Gaelige or Cymraeg. Actually, I was making a joke.

if you tell a joke and no one gets it---it's still a joke. so, i can't fault you. no matter how pretentious or inconsequential the joke was . . .