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sex, drugs, and cocoa puffs. by chuck klosterman. pretty much just the raved rantings of this kinda geeky but really funny guy that works for ny times and spin magazine. crazy links between oddities that he noticed and then wrote chapters on. very entertaining to read. the first chapter discussing how no woman will ever make him happy. even though when he gets married and 15 yrs down the line he's asked about being happy,.he'll say yes but totally not mean it. and who's to blame for this? the fact that movies give such a untrue expression of love.so you can blame everyone for this (kinda pointless) or no one (kinda cowardly.) so he chooses to blame john cusack. to learn why ya gotta read this book. hysterical.

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