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fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

I'm like "whatever." It'll depend on the wifey. If she wants kids -- fine. If I do have 'em I want 'em to have really cheesy names.

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004

Your family would be so adorable "The Valentines" *sigh*
Your fictious family sounds so wholesome and perfect... like the playskool family =P

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

i guess i've grown to like my last name. i used to hate it. girls like it. actually, i had an ex girlfriend tearfully tell me she'll be sad that she won't get to have my last name. she liked my name more than me! yeesh.

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