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fivezero Apr 23, 2006

you will find small hot mexican woman and marry her. this will take place.

flomojopoanode Apr 24, 2006

will it happen for me, too?!

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

i already told you what will happen, todd. i said you'll hook up with fellow bilingual white bread, like you. don't you remember?

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