dude... tell the lady... listen up. You are lucky i told you at all. Keep the attitude up and ill walk out now. Nobody in the world does the whole 2 week notice thing anymore... i tried giving ...

well, mike, they fired you, because you suck. They probably hated you, and you did them a favor-made the whole job easier. In fact, they probably had been hinting that you should be packing your...

HAHAHAAHAHAHHA... i cracked up at the watercooler part. hahaha.