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beachbum beachbumOG 2002

#11 kills me. are they implying that mustached men are not human beings? Or are they saying they can kiss anything but?

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

it's clearly stating that mustached men are not allowed to kiss humans. i guess the promote gross bestiality in indiana. those weirdos.
remind me never to go to a pacers game.

beachbum beachbumOG 2002

well unless you have fur and four legs, you shouldn't have a problem in indiana w/ mustached men trying to kiss you. but you never know...

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002

i take it from #12 that indians just didn't want to leave out the possibilities

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

indians haha read it again.

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002

you laughed...my work here is done

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