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ok4now Feb 13, 2003

i like the way you felt the need to comment on your own journal a few times before other people finally joined in. HEY EVERYONE, LOOK AT TY!

ilikebirds Feb 13, 2003

no see. it's my journal. thus keeping my daily happenings. so i commented on my own journal with whatever is happening, rather than editing it. you see.. it's all about intelligence. i'm up neerrre...

ok4now Feb 13, 2003

did someone hear that squeaking over here?

ilikebirds Feb 14, 2003

nherrreee, nheaaa..... phase one : collect underpants...but what is phase two ?

deanh77 deanh77Founder


Kyle: So what are you gonna do with all these underpants you steal?

Gnome 1: Collecting underpants is just phase one. Phase one collect underpants.

Kyle: So what's phase two?
[Silence]

Gnome 1: Hey, what's phase two?!

Gnome 2: Phase one we collect underpants.

Gnome 1: Ya, ya, ya. But what about phase two?

[Silence]

Gnome 2: Well phase three is profit. Get it?

Stan: I don't get it.

Gnome 2: (Goes over to a chart on the wall) You see, Phase one collect underpants, phase two-

[Silence]

Gnome 2: Phase three profit.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

dude what site has all the scripts... i have to read them alll

deanh77 deanh77Founder

ok let me tell you a little story:

Out here in cyberspace the vast amount of information can be scary to some people. "oh no! how do I find south park scripts!" is a phrase often heard from short little asian boys. So many, many years ago, the net gods invented the "search engine". which ironically lets you search for engines. ok, and other stuff too. like, say, "south park scripts". or male enhancement pills. but come on, who'd search for male enhancement pills? That's what spam is for. I'm not saying eating spam is gonna enhance your malenosity, I'm talking about unwanted e-mail.
ok, so Ilost my train of thought in a caffeine/sugar induced mid-morning crash.

short answer: Google. south park scripts. click the underlined things with your mouse. read. or go here

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

yea but why google when you know the answer.
i'd rather depend on a carbon base life form than a machine. youloser !

iwz iwz

hahah that was great. i wish i could say that to people everyday.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

haha, there are few things funnier than dean going buck wild like this

deanh77 deanh77Founder

1) Make a cool web-ste, with free content.

2) ...

3) Profit!




dotcom bust.

iwz iwz

haha, another nice one

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002

did u watch that yesterday? poor tweak

deanh77 deanh77Founder

thats one of my favorite episodes. cause its pretty clean. the "Starvin Marvin goes to space" episode is hilarious and very clean. like non-stop laughing, very witty.

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002

i just caught that one the other day...lol

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002

it's my body and i'll do what i want!

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

the one with the ehhiopian ?

deanh77 deanh77Founder

the second one. when they go to outer space. they go to a planet called Marklar. I won't say anymore so as not to spoil it for you. In a related note, Apple cod-named their x86 port of MacOS Marklar after the aliens.

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002

that is so marklar, i can hardly marklar

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