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fivezero Jul 14, 2006

Songs don't define generations. Anyone who tells you that is way too romantic and has his head in the clouds . . . or they're selling something. This is silly.

yay Jul 14, 2006

do you have a book i can read? i can listen to you all day

juicymango Jul 14, 2006

YES! i want a Brian Valentine doll where i can pull a string and hear amazing words of wisdom all day seriously why are these not in mass production

hunkpapap Jul 15, 2006

I want the BV doll that comes with a bottle of Jager and has the chick-punching action...

fivezero Jul 17, 2006

shoot, i want that too!

juicymango Jul 17, 2006

stop it! i don't want to hear about this kind of behavior! ::runs off:: ::cries:: haha

fivezero Jul 17, 2006

Hahaha! "karrrlllll, nooooo! don't do thattttt. wahhhhhhhh!" i rarely ever hit girls, i'm not sure where that joke came from, but i guess it's funny

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

ahhh the curse of being the oldest sibling...

lol it is a pretty funny joke i guess

hahahaa "i rarely ever hit girls"

that's kinda funny in itself

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

i know. i'm just THAT dang good.

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