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beachbum beachbumOG 2002

why, WHY do european men feel the need to wear speedos? dear god someone tell me whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhy

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

Yah..let me tell you, I am scarred for life! The worst one I saw was this old man (like grandpa) wearing a white speedo. It was all stretched and thin and his butt was all saggy. Awful!

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