Uhm - those things don't make you metro either way... just clean if you do and if you don't - well okay you're not in to it. A list proving the un-Metro would be - I don't own a blow-dryer. ...

as i mentioned, i am not metro, yet your list is making me feel as if i am

you are SOOOOO metro.... 3 words... NAILS FOR MALES! also, who owns their own box at the manicure salon??? Im a girl and I dont even have that!

we all know the preposterousness of dan saying that he's not metro. you, once more, have blown up his spot. we all know, for a fact, that dan is metro.

yeah, this is like my sole purpose for being on ezabel lol