You know whats funny Funky, I was looking at the list and the first person that came to my head that does or owns 95% of those things is your sisters boyfriend... he is the only person I know that ...

lol, that cruise had a very high metro content

i'm sure you realized that you've been absorbed into an extremely metro circle. they spit a lot of game about being manly, but any guy who owns a manicure set is just not as masculine as he'd like...