wait, should we do our swing stuff here or no?

are you insane? no you cant do swing in a night entitle tango. they have other nights for swing but this night is only tango. and plus i'm still waiting for you to come up with new moves.

Mike's moves involve spinning you until you're nauseated and then dropping you on your head. I think you'll want to pass on those.

Men must spin the women till they are nauseated, that way she has no idea how bad of a dancer he really is. It always works, too.