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ilikebirds Aug 28, 2006

I think the spiderman movies have been the worst comic movies to come out. Long boring stupid. and Krusten Ugly Dunceton .. ugh. a young sexy fammke janseen would have been sweet. ANyways tha...

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

my opinion of superhero movies from worst to best:

daredevil - horrible
hulk - horrible/bad
fantastic 4 - pretty bad
superman - pretty bad/mediocre
x-men - ok/pretty good
batman - pretty good/good (katie holmes has gotta go)
spiderman - good/great (i can deal with kirstin dunst)
nacho libre - AMAZING

but the best one that's coming out is this one: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0473377/

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

yeah, this is pretty much dead on, lol. throw Unbreakable in there somewhere. and as for the link . . . no way that's gettin' made. nooo wayyy.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

I would put unbreakable at the top of the list, but that wasn't a comic book first

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

was nacho libre?

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

(that was a joke)

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 funny ·

hulk - pretty bad... but gets points for a hot looking jennifer connelly
daredevil - pretty bad.. but gets points for a hot looking jennifer garner
spiderman - pretty bad.. and gets no points for an ugly looking krusty dunce
Superman - decent... but gets points for a hot kate bosworth
fantastic 4 - decent... but gets points for a hot looking jessica alba
X-men - Good stuff... but gets no points for No talent I can only show my boobs for Swordfish Hallie Berry. Loses points for Famke janssen not telekinetically removing pantelones.
Batman Begins - movie rocked. but loses points for weird looking side talking scientology loving katie holmes

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

side talking, bahahahaha!

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dgiaimoOG 2003 ·

I think this should be modded informative.

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 ·

i think katie holmes is pretty.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

well i think you are the only one in the whole world. mike used to be obsessed with her and i think he even admits she has candle-face (it means it looks like her face is melting)

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

Yousa crazy Matt...the Hulk is easily the worst comic book movie EVER made.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

yeah it was horrible, but i thought daredevil was worse. esp cuz i think ben affleck is the worst actor alive

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

Ben Affleck=The new Chris O'Donnell

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001 ·

Oh, please don't say that. I was completely in love with Chris O'Donnell, and ben affleck is just abercrombie trash.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

Ahh but where has Chris O'Donnell gone? He hasn't been around and Ben Affleck has and has assumed many roles that would work for Chris. I think I should investigate this some more.

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001 ·

Nooooooooooooo - Chris just got married and had enough spotlight. I've seen him in some independent stuff. Ben sucks!

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chuggieOG 2003 ·

what was it?

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

it was pacman: the movie

if my memory serves me

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chuggieOG 2003 ·

I can see the attraction to Mrs. Pacman, she's cute, she's fashionable

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