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ilikebirds Aug 28, 2006

I think the spiderman movies have been the worst comic movies to come out. Long boring stupid. and Krusten Ugly Dunceton .. ugh. a young sexy fammke janseen would have been sweet. ANyways tha...

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

my opinion of superhero movies from worst to best:

daredevil - horrible
hulk - horrible/bad
fantastic 4 - pretty bad
superman - pretty bad/mediocre
x-men - ok/pretty good
batman - pretty good/good (katie holmes has gotta go)
spiderman - good/great (i can deal with kirstin dunst)
nacho libre - AMAZING

but the best one that's coming out is this one: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0473377/

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

yeah, this is pretty much dead on, lol. throw Unbreakable in there somewhere. and as for the link . . . no way that's gettin' made. nooo wayyy.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

I would put unbreakable at the top of the list, but that wasn't a comic book first

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

was nacho libre?

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

(that was a joke)

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 funny

hulk - pretty bad... but gets points for a hot looking jennifer connelly
daredevil - pretty bad.. but gets points for a hot looking jennifer garner
spiderman - pretty bad.. and gets no points for an ugly looking krusty dunce
Superman - decent... but gets points for a hot kate bosworth
fantastic 4 - decent... but gets points for a hot looking jessica alba
X-men - Good stuff... but gets no points for No talent I can only show my boobs for Swordfish Hallie Berry. Loses points for Famke janssen not telekinetically removing pantelones.
Batman Begins - movie rocked. but loses points for weird looking side talking scientology loving katie holmes

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

side talking, bahahahaha!

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dgiaimoOG 2003

I think this should be modded informative.

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

i think katie holmes is pretty.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

well i think you are the only one in the whole world. mike used to be obsessed with her and i think he even admits she has candle-face (it means it looks like her face is melting)

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brothermanOG 2004

Yousa crazy Matt...the Hulk is easily the worst comic book movie EVER made.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

yeah it was horrible, but i thought daredevil was worse. esp cuz i think ben affleck is the worst actor alive

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

Ben Affleck=The new Chris O'Donnell

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001

Oh, please don't say that. I was completely in love with Chris O'Donnell, and ben affleck is just abercrombie trash.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

Ahh but where has Chris O'Donnell gone? He hasn't been around and Ben Affleck has and has assumed many roles that would work for Chris. I think I should investigate this some more.

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001

Nooooooooooooo - Chris just got married and had enough spotlight. I've seen him in some independent stuff. Ben sucks!

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chuggieOG 2003

what was it?

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

it was pacman: the movie

if my memory serves me

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chuggieOG 2003

I can see the attraction to Mrs. Pacman, she's cute, she's fashionable

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