Oh, so one more Tyler story, then I'm done.

My mom is in town for the next two weeks, and the other day we were driving in service, and Tyler was pointing out all the different cactus to my mom, telling her different names.
We pass one down the street, just a simple barrel cactus, but the homeowners had put santa hats on them for decoration. My mom asked him what that cactus was.
His response?

"Pagan Cactus!"