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brotherman Jan 4, 2007

I have an evil hamster that needs to die. Anyone have a need for snake food?

iwz Jan 4, 2007

"hamster" is not a code word for one of your kids, right? just checking

brotherman Jan 5, 2007

Like I told you last night, it bites people. It bit Jake the other night and drew blood. I threw him outside after the meeting.

brotherman Jan 5, 2007

I was hoping to see that a cat had killed it, but I guess he's a survivor.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

PETA is SO gonna be on your bootay for taht comment! LOL

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brothermanOG 2004

Hey I gave it a fighting chance. I thought about flushing it alive. But didn't want to risk clogging the toilet. hahahaha

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

LOL you horrible horrible little man!!! lol

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

whaaattttt. . .

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brothermanOG 2004

The thing would also kick some of its bedding out of the cage almost daily. It called out to be wild, so I set it free.

iwz iwz

just wait till the thing ends up in the sewer and mutates and comes and eats you in your sleep

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001

Hahaha - it would learn martial arts from Shredder.

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brothermanOG 2004

Noooo....Amato Yoshi! Oroku Soki's (Shredder) nemesis.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 stupid

kill yourself

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brothermanOG 2004

Hahahahahaha.....You never watched TMNT the movie?

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001

Thank you.

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brothermanOG 2004 web-toedchloe

Can I throw mutant ooze on you? :oP

iwz iwz

encourage one another

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 iwz

i love you

iwz iwz fivezero

YEHSSSSSSS

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