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juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

so i got rear-ended today!

well more like tapped on the rear hahaha

i was driving, a car in front of me stopped short becuase the car in front of him decided to suddenly make a left into a side street = LOVELY = and the kid behind me wasn't paying attention i guess?

i felt the jolt of being hit, which I NEVER felt before cuz i've never been involved in any kind of vehicular accident (except when I hit a guy on a bike but that's totally different)

and sooo many thoughts went through my head between feeling the hit, and getting out of the car and looking at my car

i was sooo shaken up!

fortunately, it was just a tap and there was absolutely no damage so i didn't care and the kid apologized and we were on our way.. and that's my story of today

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001

You hit a guy on a bike? Hahaha - that's totally Cher from "Clueless".

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

yeah a couple years ago - but it was more liek him riding the bike into the hood of my car

it was not fun but everyone always cracks up when i tell the story, and now, yeah, it is kind of funny

especially how when i called the guy to give him my insurance information he asked me out to dinner

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

I still think it's funny that your little old neighbor's pants fell down and he was all "oh dang". lol.

superhero superheroOG 2004

asking you out to dinner, eh? did you go?

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

haha NO! i was just like "yeah we don't need to do that, just call allstate, here's the number" - he never called - there was never a claim filed. He was a weirdo.

And he was not a hot biker, he was one of Atlantic City's finest homeless

he actually said "maybe we can discuss this over dinner"

i don't know maybe he wanted to buy me a 99 cent burger or something

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

or maybe he wanted YOU to cover dinner.. You did run the poor man down (poor in both senses)

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

yeah possibly. The 1982 pontiac i was driving at the time really screamed "MONEY"

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

I'm sure it was completely pimped with like... perogies and junk.

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

how did you know? There were pierogies all over the place.

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001

"You saw how that biker came out of nowhere, right?"

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