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So you want to start a business, how do you start? What do you need? Well first of all you need a building. Secondly you need supply. You need something to sell. Now this could be anything. It could be a thingamajig, or a whoseywhatsey or…[holds up candy bar] a Whatchamacallit. Now, you need to sell those in order to have [holds up another candy bar] a Payday. And…if you see enough of them, you will make [another candy] a 100 Grand….satisfied? [holds up a Snickers].

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