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forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

It never fails. Whenever my boss needs an emergency run to the post office (2 blocks), she asks me to make the walk there. I have to walk past a bunch of gross losers with grills and doo rags talking about my badunkadunk and sucking air through their teeth.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

Aren't you lucky that they even have teeth, Fresty?

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

you said badunkadunk

anddd that was me... sorry

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

wait, girls don't like when guys do that?

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

okay jerry seinfeld.

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