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socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (from CNN)

-- A judge orders Paris Hilton back to jail, CNN confirms. She was taken from court screaming, The Associated Press reports

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

huzzaahhhhh!!!

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

i'm reading the article, she sounds like a 2 year old in toys r us! i hope they send her to the real jail...

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

and who wants to bet this becomes the premise of an upcoming movie?

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

i know! whats even funnier....when she first entered the jail she was only having to serve a 21 day sentence...now the judge ordered her to serve the FULL 45 days. lol

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

maybe this will make u like sarah silverman more, at the mtv movie awards before she went to jail, sarah silverman was ripping her to shreds while she was in the audience

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

yeah i saw that! it really was funny...i gained a little bit of respect for her after that.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

that joke Sarah made... had me CRYING. i love her show. she's basically a dude.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

yeah she's pretty much the most crass girl there is, but it can be funny

iwz iwz ·

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

she looks so glamorous, even under duress. i so respect that

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

it kind of looks like the officers in the front seat are smirking

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

the girl cop is thinking, "my job rules."

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