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Mr. Ditkovitch:Problem with the phone?
Peter Parker: No, it's just... I was trying to figure out what to say.
Mr. Ditkovitch:If it's a woman you're calling, you say - "You're good woman, I'm good man!"
Peter Parker: [confused stare]
Mr. Ditkovitch: Hmm?

I BELIEVE I BELIEVE!!!! PLUS a Slovick accent could sell me pretty much anything =D

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