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tesoro Jun 18, 2007

okay, i just got some really disturbing news. Like i mentioned, i'm not a BIG fish person. And I usually never try new fish especially at restaurants, cuz I don't want to waste my money. A few year...

tesoro Jun 18, 2007

OH! look i just found this: http://sarasota.extension.ufl.edu/FCS/FlaFoodFare/MahiMahi.htm It's not related the dolphin that's a mammal! PHEW! now i don't feel bad eating it, cuz it's not cut...

thefunkyfresh Jun 19, 2007

yeah i was gonna say... no chain restaurant in this country would serve dolphin. it's probably illegal

tesoro Jun 19, 2007

no, i didn't eat it at red lobster, it was a random restaurant. i was just pointing out the fact that my father-in-law knows seafood, being the district manager of a seafood restaurant. (btw, he di...

thefunkyfresh Jun 19, 2007

haha.. that's really funny. yeah i would be uncomfortable eating a dolphin. cuz they're smart. it'd be like eating a dog...

tesoro Jun 19, 2007

yea i know. but you know...Pigs are really very smart animals as well. Let's stop eating bacon.

thefunkyfresh Jun 19, 2007

yeah but they're gross so...

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

this exact conversation was in a movie, lol

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

Vincent: Want some bacon?
Jules: No man, I don't eat pork.
Vincent: Are you Jewish?
Jules: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all.
Vincent: Why not?
Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
Vincent: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.
Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy thing. Pigs sleep and root in crap. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.
Vincent: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces.
Jules: I don't eat dog either.
Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?
Jules: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charmin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 ·

hahaha, this made me laugh...."it would have to be one charming pig" hahaha

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