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juicymango Jun 25, 2007

so Megan Fox is like the next Jolie, right?

socalgal Jun 25, 2007

who's she?

juicymango Jun 25, 2007

looks like a low-rent Jolie

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

angelinas DEF hotter but this girl is gorgeous!

superhero superheroOG 2004

angelina looks like she shoots collagen into her lips the way most people drink coffee. also, her skin is a little old looking. buy some oil of olay or something, you have like 28 adopted kids so why not go to CVS once in a while!

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

you're just jealous! you know you want that perfect pout! sashay shantay!!!

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