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web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001

Surfing around Monster, I just saw a job ad for "Religious Opportunities" with the "US Navy" listed as the employer.

theremin thereminOG 2002

hahaha. yeh, I remember seeing that Ad, ages ago. Pretty messed up. I guess some of the duties they have in store is to "bless the tanks" and pray with the troops. So messed up.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

this reminds me of high school and army recruitor singled me out and asked me to enlist. i told him i was one of Jehovah's Witness and he was like "that's not going to be a problem, young man. we accomadate all dietary restrictions."

i almost laughed.

theremin thereminOG 2002

hahaha. You shoulda said in reponse: "Oh... serve a lot of cannibal meals and bloody food stuffs, do ya? That's my dietary restrictions these days. At any rate, I only shoot to kill what I will be eating and since I'm not fond of human flesh sandwiches, I'm afraid I have to decline your incredibly attractive offer of people murderer for hire." That'd shut him up quick.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

i am marking this post "insane"

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