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web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001 ·

Surfing around Monster, I just saw a job ad for "Religious Opportunities" with the "US Navy" listed as the employer.

theremin thereminOG 2002 ·

hahaha. yeh, I remember seeing that Ad, ages ago. Pretty messed up. I guess some of the duties they have in store is to "bless the tanks" and pray with the troops. So messed up.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

this reminds me of high school and army recruitor singled me out and asked me to enlist. i told him i was one of Jehovah's Witness and he was like "that's not going to be a problem, young man. we accomadate all dietary restrictions."

i almost laughed.

theremin thereminOG 2002 ·

hahaha. You shoulda said in reponse: "Oh... serve a lot of cannibal meals and bloody food stuffs, do ya? That's my dietary restrictions these days. At any rate, I only shoot to kill what I will be eating and since I'm not fond of human flesh sandwiches, I'm afraid I have to decline your incredibly attractive offer of people murderer for hire." That'd shut him up quick.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

i am marking this post "insane"

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