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coreyfeldman coreyfeldmanOG 2003

Someone stole my patio table and chairs!!

So I got home late last night from the in-laws, I had been out of town with Liam for 5 days. Our back porch door was wedged open - not good - so we creeped up our porch and a void where our table and chairs had been.

That's all they took, they didn't take the grill, gardening tools, or other folding chairs, just the table, chairs, and matching umbrella. We even had a tiki torch in the middle of the table and they were kind enough to leave that.

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

no stinkin way!!! ugh, that is infuriating!!

coreyfeldman coreyfeldmanOG 2003

yeah, I was not happy.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

OMG thats so annoying! and its so weird...we're they THAT desperate for a patio table to steal yours. but leave everything else?

coreyfeldman coreyfeldmanOG 2003

That's the really weird thing, they didn't take anything but the table and chairs. So it's not like they are selling it for scrap or for anything, they really wanted a place to sit eat and socialize.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

its like "what do you think this is? home depot??!?"

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

wow. sorry to hear that, man. jealous neighbors? keep an eye open for an identical set, spray painted another color.

police report?

coreyfeldman coreyfeldmanOG 2003

yeah, I filed a police report.

My head is totally swinging all around as I drive and go anywhere, looking for it.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

nah, bro. patio furniture black market. koreans, man. koreans.

iwz iwz

What! That's ridiculous. Sorry to hear that

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brothermanOG 2004

I guy I work with had plants and shrubs stolen out of his yard. Turned out one of his neighbors was taking them and planting them in her yard. People are strange.

yay yayOG 2004

what the

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

did you ever listen to that dane cook joke about kicking in a door, because he wanted to rob stuff, only to realize that he only wanted to kick in doors?

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brothermanOG 2004

Yeah, that was great.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

have you ever REALLY kicked in a door? it's awesome.

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brothermanOG 2004

Yeah. I won't go into details. Haha...

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 funny

i'm betting it's a footnote in the ex-wife story

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brothermanOG 2004

No, a sibling.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

yeah it was great... until i realized once my dad found out i broke his door and i was going to be killed. then i'm scrambling trying to fix the stupid door

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004

I know this couple that had a little boy named Liam...so adorable big blue eyes!

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alexOG 2001

i think ian's wife has a sister named liam. hahahaaa. poor kid.

iwz iwz

coreyfeldman is my brother-in-law. MIND EXPLOSION

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