I had a dream the other night that my head had shrunk, but I didn't know it until when the guy showed me. You see, I was getting my haircut. and you know how sometimes they show you your head from behind in a mirror so you see it from the back? Well he showed me mine, and it was the size of my fist. and there was a giant gouge out of it with hair missing. I was shocked as I walked toward the counter to pay for the cut. He announced the price of the cut ($14 bucks!) and I started yelling that my head was too small for that cut to cost that much. It was only a 3 dollar cut, because it took him 2 seconds to shave my hair off my tiny head.

Very perturbing.