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crazygirlOG 2001

nuke is such a weird word.

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

yea, like who would wanna "nuke" their food? seriously, it just makes it sound so unappetizing.

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

yea, i know, i feel like i'd start glowing after eating food that was "nuked"

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

i make sure i dont stand in front of a microwave.. lol maybe its just me but id rather not have micro waves flowing through my body...

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002

then move to another planet...how do u think cell phones work?

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

when i first started working at my job everyone was all "cell phones cause cancer" i said "cancer causes cancer" why does everything cause cancer and the weirdest things supposedly prevent it

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

you know what, my mom always said sleeping with the electric blanket on causes cancer, but i said hey if i'm gonna die at least i'll die WARM

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002

that would be really funny if you really said that to her

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

funny my mom told me i'd start a fire if i slept with it on. so i asked her what's the point of having one. and she said use it when you're awake. and i said the heat puts me to sleep. and she said i'm the mother and i said so.

iwz iwz

ever heard of spontaneous human combustion? that's right: electric blankets.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 iwz

Miss Havisham died that way

as well she should have

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

i know how cell phones work. learned it in my networking class

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002

now i feel gyped...i just finished a network class: nothing about wireless

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

you don't really know. you're lying. you probably know how satelitte tv works though.

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