The Writers Guild turns out to be sufficiently evil to sideline even Jack Bauer. Fox has decided it doesn’t want to just give fans only half a day in Bauer’s life, so the thriller’s 7th season has been yanked from January – with no plans to return it until the strike is settled.
i'd settle for half!
you'd have to rename the show. 12.
not quite as powerful of a name...
how about:
24/2
ready like "twenty-four halves"