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fivezero Nov 6, 2007

Future Pancake Message This is a digital transmission found bouncing around inside the atmosphere of a small asteroid believed to have recently exited a black hole. Findings such as this confirm...

yay Nov 11, 2007

That was a lot of milk. I used to work with a kid that would drink half gallon everday. He was always coughing.

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

he probably smoked.

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