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iwz Nov 28, 2007

This is awesome, just saw it on the news: *[Undercover restorers fix Paris landmark's clock]* http://www.guardian.co.uk/france/story/0,,2217067,00.html This is the same secret organization t...

iwz iwz

Original story on the underground cinema: http://film.guardian.co.uk/News_Story/Guardian/0,4029,1299449,00.html

So awesome. We need a movie about this.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

We do. I was thinking the same thing.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

with witness raves! JK

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

unfortunately, for it to be any good, it'd have to be a digitally shot indie. perhaps centered around disenchanted french rich kids hanging out and waxing intellectual/philosophical. there'd have to be a love story, or even triangle, that forces the group to break up, leading them to abandon the secret party spot, which will later be found by the patrolling catacomb police. evidence could lead the cops to the young people, forcing them to happily reunite in the tense court setting. the return to the catacombs and resume their parties under the noses of the authorities. the end. i should freaking write this!

OTHERWISE we can expect a really cheesy, over the top "innocent teenaged american tourists get tortured and killed after stumbling upon a sinister french catacomb cult's ritual ceremony" movie from our awful, crappy, exploitive hollywood system.

i'm sure there's a legit french documentary and movie or two about the catacombs floating around.

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

wow so cool! haha

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

this is so cool!

malibu malibuOG 2001

this makes me want to plan a trip to paris. has anyone ever seen that show on the travel channel called underworld adventure. one episode was just the guy, a camerea, and a guide going through all the tunnels under paris. it was insane. and they're having parties there? i want to go.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

no offense, lol. but you could be a composite for one of the characters in the movies i made up above... the second one, lol. hippy world traveler happy girl... HUNTED! awww. JK

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brothermanOG 2004

Does the hippy girl flip the bird in this one? LOL!

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

when do hippy girls NOT flip the bird?

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brothermanOG 2004

Ah, very true.

theremin thereminOG 2002

No, it'd be the backwards peace sign because it'd be taking place in France.

malibu malibuOG 2001

hahaha i'd be down with it but i don't want to die. maybe i'd just learn a little lesson. like don't talk to strangers. especially when i don't speak french and don't know what they're saying.

theremin thereminOG 2002

Our Cable company took away the Travel Channel. Miss it soooo badly!

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