go to picadilly circus
go to Madame JoJo's
Ask for the Absinthe from the back
Say NO to the guy who tries to sell you " Charlie "
make out with older, brazilian tourist
End up on a plane going to brazil
Have your kidney stolen
This Itinerary might be a bit easier. I know Piccadilly Circus like I know my own street & I know a Brasilian in London that could introduce me to the entire Brasilian femme population in London even if she's a stranger. He could point out every Brasilian in Leicester Square at nightfall like the TFL can point out an unattended bag. We have our picture with two Brasilian ladies from 3 years ago at Twickenham Rugby Stadium. Nnice indeed.